My... Fuzzy Valentine

Today is Valentine's Day.  

[watch with discretion and try not to be offended]

Couples will be all over Boston, sucking face and making single people uncomfortable all day. 

  I work the day shift, which will be painfully slow, but I'll have a chance to make out my Valentines. 

 I meant what I said about the Spiderman themed jobbies.

I'm pretty excited to have the day to myself, after slinging nachos this morning and zooming to a quick appointment with my Doctor.  Casablanca plays at the Brattle Theater at 7pm.  Might hit that...  Cosmo had a lovingly dopey look in his eye this morning.  Oh, my love.

STUD.

BU is handing out flowers and condoms.  

A good friend noted that they should have dealt chocolate and the morning after pill.

Nice, Matty.

And ladies, how's thiiis for funny? I would get it today.  

{HAPPY VALENTINE'S.}